<?php header('Content-Type: application/rss+xml');
$yes = mktime(0, 0, 0, date("m"), date("d")-1, date("Y"));
$builddate=date('D, d M Y H:i:s', $yes).' GMT';
$baseurl="http://www.freetipsandwits.com/jokes-funny-stories";
$sublink="pinoy-tagalog-jokes-and-funny-stories";
$desc = "Collection of funny and hilarious Pinoy Jokes in Filipino or Tagalog language.";
$copyright="Copyright 2006 Freetipsandwits.com";
?>
<? echo '<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>';?>
<rss version="2.0">
<channel>
<title>Pinoy Tagalog Jokes from Freetipsandwits.com</title>
<link><?=$baseurl;?>/</link>
<description><?=$desc;?></description>
<copyright><?=$copyright;?></copyright>
<lastBuildDate><?=$builddate;?></lastBuildDate>
<language>en-us</language>
<?php
require ($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . '/db/connect.php');
$q="SELECT id,title,body,entry_date FROM jokes WHERE (language='f' || language='F') && rating='c' ORDER BY id DESC";
$result=mysql_query($q);

while($row = mysql_fetch_array($result, MYSQL_NUM))
{
list($id,$title,$body,$entry_date) = $row;
$entry_date="-$entry_date";
$var=explode("-",$entry_date);
$y=$var[1];
$m=$var[2];
$d=$var[3];
$pubdate=mktime(0, 0, 0, date($m), date($d), date($y));
$pubdate=date('D, d M Y H:i:s', $pubdate).' GMT';
$body=strip_tags($body);
$body=str_replace(" - ","... ",$body);
$body=substr($body, 0, 150);
$body="$body...";
?><item>
      <title><?=htmlentities(strip_tags($title)); ?></title>
      <link><?=$baseurl;?>/<?=$sublink;?>/<?=$id;?>/</link>
      <guid><?=$baseurl;?>/<?=$sublink;?>/<?=$id;?>/</guid>
      <description><![CDATA[<?=$body;?>]]></description>
  </item>
<? }
mysql_close($dbh);
?>
</channel>
</rss>
