Famous Un-Romantic Lines
This is all about really really funny jokes featuring famous unromantic lines.(Continue reading below...)
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
[Too sweet to hear... From: Patrick]
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