Spielberg and a guy
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After a couple of beers, the guy sensed that Spielberg was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the guy crashed down from his stool, fallen by a vicious hook from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "Wat da hell is dat por?"
Spielberg ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!"
#@@!!##! I am not Jafanese, you stufid Nincomfoof! I am Pilifino!" exclaimed the Pinoy.
The inebriated director replied, "Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino ...you're all the same!"
Regaining his composure, the Pinoy dusted off his white pants, straightened the collar of his loud bird-of-paradise printed shirt, took his seat and ordered a double R&B from the bartender.
After a few sips, the Pinoy stood up and delivered his best Jackie Chan karate kick, sending the director flying halfway across the room. "What was that for?!!" shouted the surprised Spielberg from about fifteen feet away.
"Dat's por da sinking of da TITANIC! I had my grandpader on dat ship!" the Pinoy answered back.
"You ignorant Chink! The TITANIC was sunk by
an iceberg!" exclaimed the director.
"Yah yah yah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg... you are also all the same!"
[it's fun! From: anonymous]
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