The pinoy export
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Pedro ignores John who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
John: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"
Pedro (in a bad mood): "Of course."
John: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines ."
John has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.
John persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
Pedro: "Of Course."
John: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines ."
Pedro (kind of pissed na!) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
John: "Why? Of course we do", with a big smirk.
Pedro: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
John: "We throw them away, of course."
Pedro: "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States."
[It must be juicy! hehehe From: manay]
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