Top 10 Tips Before Getting Married
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2. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
4. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
5. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
6. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
7. A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
8. Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
9. Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
10. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
[Be careful From: Lore from Canada]
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